The Art of Monkey Economics in Bali

Bali’s monkeys weren’t my first brush with primate politics. That honour goes to Sri Lanka.

A Memorable Encounter in Sri Lanka

We were mid-journey in a tuk-tuk when a macaque leapt in like it had a booking. It made itself comfortable and, despite our best efforts, refused to leave. Ashley, thinking a bit of human theatrics might work, let out a high-pitched scream. The monkey’s response? A slow curl of the lip and a flash of snarly teeth — the international sign for “Not today, human.”

Locals came running, waving stones to scare it off — something we were trying to avoid, wanting to be respectful and not cruel. We had hoped for a peaceful exit, but the monkey clearly had no intention of giving up its free ride. Eventually, after some careful coaxing (and no stones thrown), it hopped out. The look it gave us as it left said it all: You were fun. Call me.

That day in Sri Lanka taught me something important — monkeys have no respect for personal space, your timetable, or your chosen mode of transport.

Why It’s Worth the Experience

Whether in Sri Lanka or Bali, these encounters are unforgettable. Yes, they can be frustrating in the moment, but there’s a rare thrill in being outsmarted by an animal whose daily priorities are snacks, naps, and grooming. Watching these little masterminds negotiate, charm, and steal their way through life is part of the magic of travelling in regions where humans and wildlife share space.

Dérive Tip

• Keep valuables zipped up and close to your body.

• Avoid dangling accessories — they’re irresistible.

• Hold your phone securely when taking photos.

• If you have snacks, be ready — they may become bargaining chips.

  
  

Seek Experience

Instead of avoiding these cheeky encounters, embrace them as part of the cultural and natural fabric of the place. In both Bali and Sri Lanka, monkeys have their own set of social rules — and sometimes, you’re just playing along.

Because whether it’s a sly glance from under a banyan tree in Bali or a full-blown tuk-tuk standoff in Sri Lanka, even the smallest monkey moment can turn an ordinary afternoon into something you’ll be telling for years.

Monkey Etiquette 101

Surviving cheeky encounters without losing your sunnies, snacks, or sanity.

• Keep it zipped

Bags, backpacks, pockets — if it opens, close it. Monkeys are faster than you think.

• No eye contact during negotiations

A direct stare can be seen as a challenge… and you will lose.

• Don’t flash your gear

Phones, jewellery, sunglasses — if they see it, they want it.

• Snacks = currency

Carry them if you’re willing to barter. If not, leave them at home.

• Stay calm

Panicking or shouting rarely works. Think of it as a very strange market transaction.

• Respect the locals

Avoid hitting or throwing objects — in most places, locals will help, and there’s usually a kinder way to resolve things.

Embracing the Unexpected

Travel is often about the unexpected moments. Each encounter with wildlife, especially the cheeky monkeys of Bali, adds a layer of richness to your journey. You may find yourself laughing at the antics of these clever creatures, or perhaps even learning a thing or two about negotiation and patience.

Next time you find yourself in Bali, consider these tips. They may just help you navigate the playful world of the long-tailed macaques. After all, every adventure is a chance to learn and grow.

So, are you ready to embrace the wild side of travel?